Wonder Woman Finds a Body
Not suspecting Irish terrorists
or Nazi animal behaviorists,
secret cells of dark design
or turncoat engineers
gone over to the Axis,
with what anxieties did you wait,
as Lynda, not Diana,
afloat on the Potomac with no cell phone
as you got closer to her body
just plain-old regular Lynda,
age 56, wife and former Miss World USA,
out for a row after morning coffee
without a golden lasso of truth,
not a Navy yeoman working for the OSS
but an actress unable to redress
the injuries of the world
with a twirl and a burst of light
traumatized and regular like us all,
telling reporters th